Deadpool Is Back On His Bullshit Again in This Teaser

Want to see a Deadpool 2 teaser? Check out this Bob Ross dick joke.
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With the exception of a quick tease that appeared in theaters alongside Logan, we've seen very little about Deadpool 2. The marketing for this movie has been uncharacteristically coy so far, with photos that introduce Josh Brolin's Cable (and his excellent hair) and Zazie Beetz as Domino and little else. That changes today, however, with the first teaser for Deadpool 2... tucked away in a Bob Ross parody video.

Just watch!

If you've ever wanted to see Ryan Reynolds dressed as Deadpool dressed as Bob Ross making dick jokes, well... now you have? But you also saw brief peek of Deadpool 2 footage, which suggests the first actual trailer might drop soon. Unless of course the first Deadpool 2 trailer is actually cut up and hidden in a series of parody videos, where Ryan Reynolds, as Deadpool, cosplays as John Oliver ("and this is true... [dick joke]"), Barb from Stranger Things ("Justice for [dick joke]"), and I don't know, someone from American Vandal. (He doesn't say anything in this one, just points at all the spray painted dicks and giggles.)

Also note that, while we're calling it Deadpool 2, the film doesn't yet have an official title. What it does have, however, is an official synopsis, and, well—you should just read it yourself:

After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry's hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor - finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World's Best Lover.

Anyway, the untitled Deadpool sequel is out June 1, 2018.


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