The 2016 NBA All-Stars (of Hair)

When it comes to flashy personalities, there's no better league in the world than the NBA—especially if you appreciate a good head of hair. (No hats! No helmets!) With more variety than ever before, here we anoint this year's crop of hyper athletic hair-havers
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Jimmy Butler
The Most Copied Haircut in the NBA

There are certainly NBA stars more well-versed in the art of fashion, but when it comes to haircuts, no one has been more influential this season than Jimmy Butler. His signature fade—a sort of messier, modern version of a flat-top—has been spotted on everyone from Anthony Davis to Nick Young to even Jimmy’s own teammate Derrick Rose. We’re not sure what it is about the look that makes it so enviable (maybe it’s the fact that Butler got a max contract in the offseason) but, hey, we dig it. — Jake Woolf

CHARLOTTE, NC - JANUARY 18: Gordon Hayward #20 of the Utah Jazz watches on during their game against the Charlotte Hornets at Time Warner Cable Arena on January 18, 2016 in Charlotte, North Carolina. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)Getty Images
Gordon Hayward
The Most Impervious to External Game Forces

If you’ve ever played basketball—or really just exercised even once—you know that the whole thing can get pretty sweaty in a hurry. This is at the very simple core of why no one looks like their absolute best leaving the gym. (Unless they’re Beyoncé, but that’s more a case of her looking her best at all times.) And yet, Utah Jazz guard Gordon Hayward seems to have discovered some Beyoncé-like hair serum that allows his perfectly-parted ‘do to look as fresh in double-overtime as it does at tipoff. (Read our full interview with him here.) We missed our chance once to ask him what kind of hair product he uses, but we’ll never make that mistake again, Gordon. So, tell us, what is it? Wax? Mousse? Gel? Super glue? We have to know. — Jake Woolf

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Kevin Love
For Embracing the Awkward Growing-Out Phase

Growing out one’s hair is one of the most trying things a man can do. You know that at the end of the process, you’ll have a flowing mane of hair that ladies will love. But man, oh man are there a few awkward months in between “short hair” and “long hair,” where even the handsomest dudes look like 7th graders. Well, thanks to some crafty headband work, it seems like Kevin Love has fully embraced his awkward “growing out” phase and made it work. And in no time he’ll have some pretty sweet lettuce to show off. — Jake Woolf

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Jeremy Lin
The Most Beautifully Unpredictable

Bowl cuts. Dragon Ball spikes. An itty-bitty manbun. We talked to Jeremy Lin about his grand hair experiment. — Chris Gayomali

Iman Shumpert
The Most Geometric

So Iman Shumpert isn’t the first guy in the NBA to rock a flat top, but over the years it's become increasingly clear that Shump is the dopest one to ever do it. What makes his hair remarkable is it somehow manages to defy gravity while maintaining such a precise degree of perpendicularity that we can’t help but wonder how it stays up. Are there wires inside, like a droopy tomato plant? Is Shump’s flat top actually a very convincing hat? Structural integrity like this deserves its own statue. — Chris Gayomali

SAN ANTONIO - APRIL 26: Kawhi Leonard #2 of the San Antonio Spurs stands on the court during a game against the Los Angeles Clippers during Game Four of the Western Conference Quarterfinals at the AT&T Center on April 26, 2015 in San Antonio, Texas. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2015 NBAE (Photos by Garrett Ellwood/NBAE via Getty Images)NBAE/Getty Images
Kawhi Leonard
For Keeping Braids Alive

There’s a report floating around that claims Kawhi Leonard is the only player left rocking cornrows. Which, for a particular genus of NBA nerd who grew up with Iverson posters on their bedroom walls, is a very deflating kind of bummer. But whereas A.I.’s cornrows zigged and zagged—a metaphorical expression of his tiny on-court brilliance—Kawhi’s cornrows are subdued, pulled straight back and a little messy. One way to read it is that Kawhi’s hair is a function of practicality: The dude simply seems like the kind of gym rat who can’t be bothered to get a haircut every week. It’s perfect for a mumbly basketball cyborg like Kawhi. “Oh wow” is right. — Chris Gayomali

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Klay Thompson
Most Likely to Have Used a Goatee Template

Clearly we at GQ love us some good facial hair. We love beards and the occasional mustache, but the goatee is something we usually have a really hard time getting down with. But if you must have one, at the very least put the extra effort in to make it look like you aren’t trying so hard to have a goatee. (Which, hey, might itself be an impossible thing to do with a facial hair style that still requires you to shave most of your face.) And yet, Klay Thompson, a noted very, very good basketball player, insists on having the sharpest Sharpie-like goatee in the league. And to that, we ask: Are you really out here using one of those bizarro edge-up tools? — Jake Woolf

DENVER, CO - JANUARY 07: Elfrid Payton #4 of the Orlando Magic takes the court against the Denver Nuggets at Pepsi Center on January 7, 2015 in Denver, Colorado. The Nuggets defeated the Magic 93-90. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)Getty Images
Elfrid Payton
The Most Untamable

I love everything about Elfrid Payton. He's one of those old-school, classic point guards except he was born in 1994. The only downside of Elfrid Payton's hair is he probably has to buy really large hats. — Chris Gayomali

DALLAS, TX - JANUARY 20: Deron Williams #8 of the Dallas Mavericks during play against the Minnesota Timberwolves in the second half at American Airlines Center on January 20, 2016 in Dallas, Texas. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)Getty Images
Deron Williams
The Biggest Beneficiary of Going Bald

For years, D-Will was quite possibly the best point guard alive, but his hair was awful, a symptom of creeping male-pattern baldness. It had flimsy waves so pronounced his head looked like a ramen packet. D-Will’s hair was less “Brooklyn” and more “Let’s hit up Meatpacking in a going-out shirt on Friday night.” Thankfully, that finally—finally!—changed this season, when Deron shaved his head and grew out a grizzled beard. Now he looks like the kind of guy who brews his own beer and invites you to underground jazz shows but doesn't act all annoying about it. — Chris Gayomali

Ricky Rubio
Best Regular Ol’ Yuppie Hair

Ricky Rubio’s hair gets an award for being the hair of the white dude who sits next to you at work. And the guy you saw in line to get your lunch salad. And the three dudes you say at that thing, not that one time, but every single time you’ve ever done said thing. Sometimes, maybe the best way to stand out is to blend in. — Jake Woolf

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Steven Adams
The Closest Thing the NBA Has to Khal Drogo

Has anyone else in the NBA undergone such a badass transformation? We asked the Oklahoma City Thunder center all about his hair-growing secrets, and he shared an unlikely inspiration: Magnum P.I.Jake Woolf

Dirk Nowitzki
Owner of the Haircut That Looks Sorta Like Ellen Degeneres’ but Not really

Dirk caught a lot of shit for changing up his look this season. But we think his hair looks fine! — Chris Gayomali

CLEVELAND, OH - FEBRUARY 5: Marcus Smart #36 of the Boston Celtics drives to the basket against the Cleveland Cavaliers during the game on February 5, 2016 at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2016 NBAE (Photo by Brian Babineau/NBAE via Getty Images)NBAE/Getty Images
Marcus Smart and Jared Sullinger
Best BFF Hair

Not only is getting samesies haircuts with your bud a tactical advantage on the court (who's that in the corner of my eye?!), but it's also an affirmation of one of the most beautiful things in the world: friendship. — Chris Gayomali

Kristaps Porzingis
Most Likely to Become an MVP When He Grows His Hair Out

Look, we all know Kristaps is the prototypical center of the future—a three-bombing, seven-footer who gobbles up shot attempts on D. Kristaps is incredible because he tries. And when he finally grows out the boyish buzzcut? Like Dirk and Love before him, all we can say is, Perennial MVP Candidate. — Chris Gayomali