If you're like me, you are constantly making excuses about why you are not Beyoncé. And the excuse is always the same: I'm only human. But guess what? Beyoncé is human too, and she's rubbing it in our faces with this Facebook post in which we're led to believe that she stayed in an Airbnb last night.
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Airbnbs are for normal human beings. You know, the ones who are trying to save money by not staying in a hotel or who, after simply watching the Super Bowl from the comfort of their own homes look like disgusting sweat monsters. Yet here we have Yoncé, who looks like a glowing angel from above. And she's sitting on a couch in someone else's home. Someone play "Formation" to revive me because I think I'm dying.
And on top of that, can you imagine what it would be like to be the person renting your apartment out to Beyoncé? You'd get some notification from Airbnb. Someone here for the Super Bowl, you'd think. Let's hope they're not too gross. And then it's Beyoncé. Beyoncé, in your home. Your home would be sacred ground.
She's doing this on purpose, you guys. She wants us to know that she's real like everyone else. Nothing's magic. It's all her. Amen.
