Back in May, Jimmy Kimmel delivered an emotional monologue on his infant son's surgery. It was a passionate and intimate plea for a compassionate health-care system, not because it would help Kimmel or his family—he stressed that their insurance covered everything—but for families who could go bankrupt or hit lifetime insurance caps for the same procedure.
That monologue got so much attention and goodwill that Louisiana senator Bill Cassidy glommed on it and coined what he called the "Kimmel Test": health-care bill with coverage for all, no discrimination based on pre-existing conditions, lower premiums for middle-class families, and no lifetime caps. That sounds admirable as hell. But now there's a new Obamacare repeal bill worming its way through the Senate right now, and it doesn't pass the "Kimmel Test." And Cassidy isn't just on board with it—he and Lindsey Graham wrote it.
And Kimmel is pissed. In his opening monologue on Tuesday, he laid into the senator's new bill:
Kimmel went on to note that states will also get to decide on lifetime caps and that premiums will go up for most people. Cassidy's bill fails the standards Cassidy himself set. And if you're thinking health care is too much for a late-night comedian to wade into, well, Jimmy Kimmel is right there with you:
There's no evidence to show that Cassidy ever planned to follow through on his gestures to look like a compassionate person. After all, he voted for the train wreck repeal effort that failed dramatically back in July. It's entirely possible he saw public sympathy, wanted to milk it, and found a cheap ploy to seem shallowly sympathetic. Still, Kimmel called on Cassidy—who is a real-life medical doctor—to try to improve the country's health care instead of hamstringing it.